Tuesday, March 24, 2009

MY NIGHTMARE



I woke up in a cold sweat, panting like an exhausted dog, gazing about the room as if reality would suddenly converge on me. Dimly remembered images from my dream assailed my conscious mind as I tried my hardest to disseminate one from the next.




For what seemed an eternity, I couldn't follow the barrage. Perhaps, I reasoned, I wasn't meant to. But then, slowly, deliberately, they became clearer and clearer. I knew now what I'd seen while sleeping and it caused a shiver that originated at the base of my feet and sent it all the way through the top of my head and into infinity's great expanse:




In my dream, Minister Faust had been Jesus. A shaved, Ethiopian looking Jesus whose smugness actually manifested itself as self-righteous wrath delivered upon the heads of all those he deemed unworthy. In his view, no one who wasn't being oppressed at the very moment he arrived fit this category. It didn't matter whether the oppressed people were violent or destructive or if they were using history to justify their behavior. One literally only had to fall under his oppressed category to avoid utter destruction.




I am awake now and aware that this was only a dream. But my purpose is renewed. Minister Faust is not Jesus. For all I know, Jesus may not even be Jesus. But I know one thing even more certainly than I did before: Minister Faust must be watched...




This is he:










And this is Jesus:




The resemblance is uncanny but do not be fooled!




Tuesday, February 3, 2009

FIRST POST- WELCOME

For those of you who don't know who he is, Minister Faust is a self-described journalist, novelist and radio show host. He's also painfully full of shit and a sanctimonious know-it-all whose Utopian version of reality would be laughable if he didn't have people listening to him.

Of course, Faust has every right in the world to be heard, regardless of how asinine and ludicrous his commentaries tend to be. But apparently he doesn't think anyone else does, judging by his rapid fire, hypocritical response to comments on any of his various online formats.

Simply put, Minister Faust is a fake, wanna-be militant Canadian black man with far too much love for the sound of his own voice and the voices dueling inside his head.

This blog will be dedicated to discussing his phoniness and pointing out his hypocrisy in a most likely vain attempt to prevent him from thinking he is the almighty when it comes to opinions on the world situation.

Unlike Faust, I welcome all comments and delete none, whether I like them or not. I also won't refer to those who disagree with me "trolls," so some of you Faustians might need a period of adjustment...